HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE BLACK DYNAMITE TRAILER?
- By Nick Nunziata
- Published 11/23/2008
- News
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Some of you readers need to cool it. Yesterday I ran a brilliant news item before running out the door not realizing that David Oliver had written a luscious news item about the same thing two days before. A handful of assholes [on the talkbacks, which is par for the course] gave me shit about the duplicate news item and how we've jumped the shark. News flash, we've done duplicate articles during the Koukol/Manka years, the Nunziata/Davis years, and the Faraci/Fischer years and we'll do it again. My excuse yesterday was that we rarely post enough content on Saturdays and I had a few minutes and massive enthusiasm for the trailer.
Anyhow...
The folks who made the movie have given us a reason to post again, a brand new one-sheet for the film, which you can make giant by clicking on the image above. It continues the steady stream of delicious minutia for Black Dynamite. Between our new president and this film, I think the world is becoming a better place.
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Comments
Comment #1 (Posted by Ashley Judd loves CHUD)
Aah, classic Nunziata customer relations. If in doubt, call your readers a bunch of whining assholes.
Comment #2 (Posted by Nick Nunziata)
If the shoe fits...
Comment #3 (Posted by Howlingman)
The great thing about the Internet is it gives a voice to those who wouldn't have one otherwise. And having heard those voices, one totally understands why they shouldn't.
Comment #4 (Posted by Cunty Mcdoucheface)
These talkbacks are the cancer that is killing CHUD.
Comment #5 (Posted by Insert Clever FanBoy Name Here)
I was going to tell those whining talkbackers to get out of their mother's basement. Then I came to the realization that the rest of us are better off if they stay put. If they leave the basement I may be forced to interact with these douche bags. If they stay in the basement, I can avoid them by simply not scrolling down to the comments portion of the page.
Comment #6 (Posted by Matt)
Just for that, I say Nick should post about this movie every day until the whiners go away.
Comment #7 (Posted by Dick Cheese)
Hey, CHUD-sycophants, BITE ME. The talkbacks represent the pure, unadulterated, bitter truth youfuckers try to deny. Sure, we could get real accounts, but odds are voicing some 'real' shit will get us banned faster than Devin can suck a dick. Also, how are they killing this site? I want to see the graphs demonstrating the decline in readership in connection to the existence of this talkback.
Comment #8 (Posted by Donald Fagen)
Wow Nick not admitting he's wrong, this is new.
Comment #9 (Posted by Mick Mars.)
It's your site. Do whatever you want. Post some tranny porn for all I care. Seriously sweet poster there. Can't wait for this flick.
Comment #10 (Posted by MEG)
Hey Nick, maybe you should just change the name of this site to People With Massive Egos and Thin Skin.
Comment #11 (Posted by Mut)
Honestly, do these talkbacks really do any sort of good? The only ones I ever seem to read are "You guys are dick-sucking fanboys" and "Devin is fat." News flash, people: if you don't like the site, then do the rest of us a favor and fuck off to AICN. Because, really, CHUD deserves better. Oh, and I want that poster on my wall. Now.
Comment #12 (Posted by Matt)
Fuck them, Nick. Thanks for putting that trailer up. It was fucking awesome and I wouldn't have seen it otherwise.
Comment #13 (Posted by an unknown user)
For people who have the term 'critics' in their job title, they sure don't take any criticism well.
Comment #14 (Posted by G Man)
I enjoyed this site a lot more when I didn't know that there was such a large number of whiny asshole readers. Really... crying "Double Post!!... Double Post!!... OMG DOUBLE POST!!" What a bunch of losers.
Comment #15 (Posted by Gaz, Owner of All The Cereal)
You guys just think you're a bunch of little character assassins don't you? Well you know what? You're not, you're just not!
Comment #16 (Posted by an unknown user)
I for one was DELIGHTED that you double-posted it. Black Dynamite needs more attention.
Comment #17 (Posted by shoveller)
great poster man, it's already my desktop...
Comment #18 (Posted by pacman)
Yeah Nick!!! Where's MEG?
Comment #19 (Posted by Sam)
Hmm. I don't get this. Hasn't exploitation-tation worked itself out of your system yet?
Comment #20 (Posted by JediBobster)
Wait....there's going to be tranny porn on here? When? I love me some chix with dix.
Comment #21 (Posted by Bucho)
The talkbacks may be impotent hater-dork central but I still get a laugh out of them sometimes. Reading these runts of the intellectual litter and their delusions of relevance passes time for me in between jacking off to my Dame Edna dvds and picking the scabs off my hives.
Comment #22 (Posted by Morgus)
The BD trailer looks like fun but jeeze Nick, 'Between our new president and this film, I think the world is becoming a better place.' the election is over give it a rest, and go eat a dick sandwich all your Obama kool-aid drinking.
Comment #23 (Posted by Radb)
Thanks, Morgus. Your post has proven to me that many Chud readers are whiny assholes. But wait there's more! I think you may have also added "idiot" to whiny. Thanks! I feel so great to be associated very loosely with you.
Comment #24 (Posted by Larry Guy)
I'm currently jacking off to a Dame Edna dvd and the thought of some dude and his scabs. Oh my god it is fucking great.
Comment #25 (Posted by an unknown user)
Fucking Loser.
