THE LATEST FACES OF TREK
- By Devin Faraci
- Published 11/21/2008
- News
Eat your words, Devin Faraci! JJ Abrams' usual 'Magic Box' style of marketing is most assuredly not being used when it comes to Star Trek. There has been a veritable deluge of footage, pictures, posters and info since the month of November began. It's almost like it's one extreme or the other with this guy.
The latest chapter: two new character posters, this time for Romulan baddie Nero and bridge hottie Uhura.
The latest chapter: two new character posters, this time for Romulan baddie Nero and bridge hottie Uhura.
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Comment #1 (Posted by Lucas)
Too bad Nero looks like a chubby douchebag in the trailer –if I had only seen the poster, I might be impressed.
Comment #2 (Posted by Um, Lucas...)
... you HAVE seen the poster.
Comment #3 (Posted by E.T.C.)
I can't decide if Nero looks evil or stoned...or both.
Comment #4 (Posted by Chareth Cutestory)
You'd have to be stoned to get your face tattooed. Or have a lot of chubby douchebagness to protect you. That being said... Uhura is fairly attractive.
Comment #5 (Posted by Dick Cheese)
Why was my original post deleted? Is it's deletion proof that a) you guys don't think black women are attractive enough to get men horny or b) you don't like sex period?
Comment #6 (Posted by ungabunga)
Attention Paramount Marketing Flacks: Simon Pegg and Karl Urban next, please.
Rosario Dawson should have played Uhura.
Comment #7 (Posted by bpvalentine)
Well. I'm gonna go bitch about Oldboy again.
Comment #8 (Posted by I'm Just Saying)
I'm excited to see Bana as I villain. I'm excited to see Zoe period.
Comment #9 (Posted by profane)
Trek vs. Neu-Mettle. The Romulan crew features a drummer that plays blast beats on double kick drums, a dj who does simple scratching, two singers for no reason and a bass player that is all hunched over. Every time they go to red alert the capatian yells "ARE YOU READY?????..."
Baby Kirk just points his jawline at the screen and "Free Ride" blasts over the com. Spock wrinkles his forehead and goes back to listening to the second side of Krafwerk's Autobahn.
Comment #10 (Posted by messi)
what nu metal band plays blast beats? Pig Destroyer?
Comment #11 (Posted by an unknown user)
blast beats and DJs dont mix. Ever.
Comment #12 (Posted by Rob)
Ooooh, how edgy!
