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CC: GET SOME HEADER
- By Alex Riviello
- Published 10/15/2008
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Sometimes I forget how lucky I am. I first saw Header a year and a half ago (review here), but the movie still hasn't been released. The adaptation of the Ed Lee story of the same name is a damn good film, but not exactly one for everyone. You do know a header is... don't you?
If you've never heard of the author of the original story, there's probably a reason for that. While Ed Lee has gotten some more mainstream success lately (and even a mass market paperback novel through Leisure) he's pretty much the definition of "underground". That's mostly because his books are so sick and disgusting, usually in disturbingly sexual ways. It's also why he's got a big fanbase of sick bastards like me who love his work.
Header is no exception. There's no two ways about it, no one's released it because no one had the balls to touch it. No one, that is, except the great guys over at Synapse Films. Fango got the scoop on the release, which will hit soon in an uncut format.
We’re very excited,” Synapse’s Jerry Chandler tells Fango. “I’m a big Ed Lee fan, and I turned Don [May Jr., president of Synapse] on to his work. This was perhaps the ultimate unfilmable Ed Lee story; many considered the novella impossible to turn into a movie, and these two gentlemen pulled it off. Not only does it hold true to all the horror and gore of the source, but they pulled it off remarkably well. It’s quite an achievement. We love these guys, because they’re so dedicated to Ed’s work, and we love Ed himself as a person and a writer. I’ve never been so proud to release a movie before.”
Special features have yet to be announced, but Synapse never slacks in that department. We'll let you know more as we hear it, but definitely keep an eye (or a head) out for this one.
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Comment #1 (Posted by MyWalkingDead)
sorry...what's a header? I'm British; is this some American slang?. I'm open to the understanding that i am just ignorant and/or not as sick as I though I was.
Comment #2 (Posted by JediBobster)
I'm British too but that's no reason to claim ignorance. Clearly someone has finally made a film that deals with the horrors of attaching a permanent title to a many-paged document. I'll await the inevitable sequel - Footer - with anticipation.
Comment #3 (Posted by Smaros)
My bloodhound-like investigative skills (meaning I googled "what's a header") came up with the following results:
a) It's the tagline of the movie.
b)it's the movie's url (whatsaheader.com)
c) It's the twist in the end.
So if you know what it is, you've either read the book, or attended multiple felching conventions, amassing knowledge in obscure sexual slang. Either way, keep it to yourself.
Comment #4 (Posted by Matt Turner)
Well, going by Urban Dictionary
(which has like 10 possible meanings) my guess is that it is the one that indicates a Header is a person that drills a hole in a person's skull and fucks their brain matter.
Comment #5 (Posted by Aquilian Ranger)
What is the story about? You want me to do my own investigations and reporting? Fine.
"Header" is about ATF agent Stewart Cummings as he investigates a string of strange murders in the backwoods of Virginia as his personal life spirals out of control. Edward Lee has a penchant for writing explicit and over-the-top violent and gory works and this promises to be no different.
There, how fucking difficult was that?
Comment #6 (Posted by Alex Riviello)
Sure, you could do your own reporting. Or, you know, you could have clicked on the link to the review. Hope you wasted a lot of time on that deep synopsis!

