Folks, you want to see Zack and Miri Make a Porno.

1. Seth Rogen isn't in movies you don't want to see.

2. Elizabeth Banks is adorable and hasn't been given a starring role worthy of her until now.

3. Apparently Craig Robinson is insanely funny in it.

4. Porn.

5. It's the latest Kevin Smith movie.

Regardless of your own personal feelings for the filmmaker, this is a Kevin Smith movie like we've never seen before and judging from all of the word of mouth, it's going to be one that unifies fans and non-fans alike.

CHUD.com readers in four Southeastern cities have a crack at seeing it early, provided they follow the rules [do not enter the contest in the talkbacks below, for instance] and are luckily chosen for the task. We've done sponsored screenings for the last three of Smith's films and the one for Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back was a blast if I remember correctly. Here's how to wrangle a pass (if you'r e a lucky jerk):

1. Keep on reading this site. Check out the MySpace, Facebook, and Twitter for us!

2. Offer ideas and comments on how to improve the site on the boards or through emails to us (nick@chud.com's my address!) rather than being a grumpy grump.

3. Using the correct link below, send us a request INCLUDING YOUR MAILING ADDRESS.

4. PLUGCheck out my band The Lucky Nightsticks on emusic, iTunes, Rhapsody, Amazon, Napster, or AimeeStreet and help us get maybe a few new listeners/ENDPLUG.

And hurry with your entry because the screening is on the 23rd!