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NEW LINE DRINKS JOHN WATERS
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Nick Nunziata
Nick Nunziata created this place and spends every day trying to figure out if that's a good thing or not. In addition to his intermittent contributions here, he is the producer of a few upcoming films, a myriad of comics, and the co-writer on Steve Alten's upcoming novel Grim Reaper, based on the screenplay by the pair.
 
By Nick Nunziata
Published on 07/24/2008
 
More Hairspray? Really?

NEW LINE DRINKS JOHN WATERS


Are you happy now you sons of bitches?

Hairspray not only happened, it made money. Now, not only is the deflated and crestfallen little cherub known as New Line Cinema making another one, they're hiring the molestache of the original to write the damn thing!

John Waters + Mainstream = The Mayans Were Right

Apparently they're trying to bring all of the assholes from the original back, which pleases me because I like having diarrhea.