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THERE'S A MUMMY TEASER ON THE LOOSE
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Jeremy Smith
Born in Bowling Green, Ohio, baptized in New York City and done dirty in Los Angeles, Jeremy Smith is not much for parades.
 
By Jeremy Smith
Published on 05/16/2008
 
Is that a British accent you're attempting, Ms. Bello?

THERE'S A MUMMY TEASER ON THE LOOSE
Everything you might expect from a Mummy teaser is featured in this brand new Mummy teaser: ancient artifacts, armies of the undead, Brendan Fraser ably mugging and quipping. It's like Stephen Sommers never left the franchise.

'Twas Stealth's Rob Cohen called the shots on The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor, and, given all the CG mayhem and karate-ing, he's actually a more-than-ideal replacement: most of his movies have been f/x heavy (see: Stealth), while his first directorial effort, Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story, featured some surprisingly well-staged fight sequences. And I'm sure if he could've got the talking homicidal jet from Stealth to throw hands/wings with Josh Lucas, he would've done it (thus expanding the language of cinema to an extent not seen since the Odessa Steps sequence from The Naked Gun 33 1/3).

So take a gander, and know that your kids are going to be all over your shit to see this thing when it drops on August 1st.

P.S. Yes, that's Maria Bello.