DELLAMORTE'S BOX OFFICE WRAP UP - 4/18/08

Dre, another great article. They actually already filmed a Terror Train remake and renamed it "Train". It should be coming out later this year. Looks to be one of those "remake in name only" deals like Prom Night too. http://imdb.com/title/tt1015474/

Even though I have no intention of seeing the movie anytime soon, i'm happy for Jackie Chan & Jet Li. (Is this kinda their "El Dorado"?) I feel bad for Pacino, Keanu, and George Clooney(was I the only one who liked "Leatherheads"?). But I'm sure they'll bounce back w. stronger efforts. (I wonder if the unloading of 88 will take some of the critical heat (absorb some of the stink) off the upcoming DeNiro team-up) Finally-if "Made of Honor" is a smash, will we finally have the long expected super star emergence from A Different World?(My money 'd been on Darryl Bell)<And can I get my Dwayne Wayne glasses out of storage?>

sTOP WRITING SO MUCH. iT'S PAINFUL. wHERE'S oWEN!?

The fact that "Expelled" even got into the top ten is pathetic. How much faster can we drive this country backwards?

If you go to see a movie subtitled "No Intelligence Allowed" to cement your faith in Creationism, well, that says a lot about you -- none of it good.

Are the TV preachers and evangelical con-artists doing the full court publicity press for Expelled like they did for Passionate Torture Porn of the Christ? If so, those are weak numbers.

88 minutes is already out on dvd here in Finland http://www.filmtown.fi/index.php?page=displaymovie&productid=34330

I wish people would stop complaining like assholes at the end of every article written on this site. As a gentleman, yes. As an asshole, no.

I wish Sam would play in traffic.