CHUD EXCLUSIVE: LEARN WHO ISN'T WRITING THE NEXT SUPERMAN MOVIE!
- By Jeremy Smith
- Published 03/11/2008
- News
Because Warner Brothers likes money and figures audiences might line up for another Superman movie if the character isn't reduced to an obsessed ex-boyfriend with a lifting fetish, there has been some forward movement on The Man of Steel. But any kind of forward movement would kinda require the writing of an actual script, right? And since the Superman Returns duo of Michael Dougherty and Dan Harris have moved on to other projects, that means the studio must've hired new writers to exorcise the creepy out of the titular character, correct? Maybe they have, maybe they haven't. I just happen to know who isn't writing The Man of Steel. Here's a partial list:
Lorenzo Semple Jr.
Michael Chabon
Harold Pinter
Dog, The Bounty Hunter
Aristophanes
Joe Gillis
Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman
I don't have rock-solid information on the first six, but I do know (via a very well-placed source) that Orci and Kurtzman are very busy hammering out Transformers 2, and they'll evidently be handling on-set rewrite chores for Kommandant Michael Bay.
When there's real, no-bullshit news to report on who's truly writing The Man of Steel... we may not have it here first, but at least we'll have it second-hand from Variety! While you're waiting, head on over to Empire and read Bryan Singer's comments on what he'd like to do with the next film.
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Comment #1 (Posted by James Caan or Nick Nolte's Superman)
Hey, Kevin Smith hasn't failed at anything recently....
Comment #2 (Posted by Dellamorte)
To be fair, Aristophanes gave a great pitch.
Comment #3 (Posted by Jeremy Smith)
He's very good in the room. Too bad he can't get a studio to bite on LYSISTRATA.
Comment #4 (Posted by Gcorngood)
Hopefully Euripides is still in the running.
Comment #5 (Posted by JLM)
I headed on over to Empire and unfortunately read that the next thing Bryan Singer was planning to do was make another heaping pile of shit.
Comment #6 (Posted by Ronald Bryan)
More people not writing it: Sam Raimi, Peter Jackson, John Carpenter, James Gunn, Brian Bendis, JJ Abrams (thank god), Bret Hart, Oscar De La Hoya, Jason Statham, and George Lucas.
Comment #7 (Posted by DaisyDuke)
So Singer is set to continue his total destruction of Superman's character.
Yippee!!!1!1
I look forward to ignoring this in theaters.
Comment #8 (Posted by Lar Molta)
First off, what is wrong with iesb.net? Secondly, I don't know how Singer can fix Superman. I didn't like the tone of "Superman Returns" and I'm sick of Luthor. And it's not even the Luthor I like anyway. Instead of Lexcorp Luthor, we got the evil real estate agent with dumb plots to get rich. Okkkkay..
Comment #9 (Posted by shakar ali)
see good response.
Comment #10 (Posted by Jack Rabbit)
I'll tell you who else isn't writing the next Superman film; anyone with any actual intent on writing a good Superman film. Fuck the next Superman film.
Comment #11 (Posted by Gorenan the Gorebarian)
If Dog the Bounty Hunter were writing this the title would be Superman Vs The Black Panthers.

