THE PIXELATED PERILS OF THE NEW INDIANA JONES POSTER

Anticipation!

Cate Blanchett's been air brushed so much it looks like the skull could belong to her... okay I'm exaggerating but if I didn't know she was in the movie playing that character I wouldn't have recognized her. As for pixelation... looks more like the noise filter in Photoshop, maybe a bit of cutout.

Winstone looks more like he's trying out for a Dom Deluise biopic. I sure do like me some Cinammon Toast Crunch, though.

I think Winstone is actually about to fix me up a bunch of canned ravioli. Thank goodness for Chef Winstone.

Shut up Devin. Your life is meaningless.

I, saw, (Devin) eating, food, one, night, he, definitely, didn't, think, his, life, was, meaningless, then.

Yeah... Devin eats a lot, and goes poopy. There is meaning in that... Have a pop tart on me fatty.

that alien looks...awful.

Thanks for mentioning the alien skull douche bag. I had successfully stayed away from all the spoilers from this movie and I thought that a one sheet would be relatively spoiler free. Go write another article about how superheroes should never not be for kids and leave the one sheet articles for Owen or somebody.

worst Indy poster, just really terrible. low rent sucks.

People complaining about being spoiled on the alien aspect are obviously MORONS! It's in the goddamn title of the movie. I'm talking to you # 9. Go eat an infected dick.

I agree with Natasha--I don't understand what I'm looking at and I don't know anything about how Photoshop works.

Not another painted-heads poster!

Hey, Natasha: Cate Blanchett may have been airbrushed if that was a photo and this was -- oh, maybe a decade or two ago. Fact is, it's a painting, which doesn't require outmoded photo alteration techniques to change something. Maybe Drew Struzan just didn't do a good job of rendering her face in this poster. I've seen that in his work on other occasions, although he's usually very good at likenesses. You know, I think a lot of people today don't realize that "airbrushed" isn't just some arbitrary term for photographic alteration, and that it actually pertains to the use of a special kind of paintbrush that uses air to blow the paint onto the surface being painted. These days, it's all done on special computing machines and you don't have to wash your hands after. I know you know that, because you even mentioned Photoshop like you've used it yourself. Also, Struzan may even have used an airbrush while painting this poster, but I don't think that's what you meant.

It's all well rendered and all, but it's just not exciting. There's nothing threatening or thrilling about any of it, and everyone looks bored, happy or flat out indifferent. Shia looks confused or annoyed to be there. And Indy's head is way, way too big. I do like the atmosphere and the color, though. But I feel like this could have used a little more tightening up to balance out everything that's trying to happen in the poster. It reminds me of the "let's just go with this" feeling I got with the Revenge of the Sith poster.

Dude! Is that Dom Deluise?!?!? It looks more like the CANNONBALL RUN III poster! Wait... Wasn't SPEED ZONE really Cannonball Run III? I guess this really looks like the Cannonball Run IV poster! Marion Ravenwood looks like she smells like cat piss and cigarettes! Damn! Love Drew Struzan, but this poster is pretty mediocre for a INDY poster!

Let's all just make our own posters, that way we can have exactly what we want! Fuck Struzan's legendary ass! Ours will be so much better.

The poster does look a bit meh. I'm ruined on floating head images forever. Thanks Shitty DVD covers.

Who cares about the poster?

Well, if it wasn't obvious Lucas is going to have MAJOR influence on how this turns out, it is now. That is a carbon copy of the SW prequel posters

"Ugh, you know what I fucking hate about BURGERS?? That they're not in my FUCKING MOUTH RIGHT NOW, GOD, UGH! FUCK GREAT THINGS!" - Devin Faraci

Where is "alien" in the title? I see "skull". I see "kingdom". I also see "crystal". Infected dick, Mom?

So Cate Blanchett is not only going to play a Russian agent but also a Chinese one? Wow, she is something else.

ALIEN skull? wtf? I had no idea aliens were in this. Damn you Devin.

I am almost certain none of the actual artwork is photoshopped. The artist Struzan is known for doing handpainted work and also using some "actual" airbrush and color pencils NOT photoshop airbrush. This makes his originals higher in value if they are exactly like the poster.