MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ COULD BE DOING WORSE THINGS
- By Jeremy Smith
- Published 03/6/2008
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Obviously, onscreen personas don't always match up with one's off-screen temperament, but Michelle Rodriguez just seemed like a bona fide bad chica from the opening frames of Girlfight. Unfortunately, her off-screen run-ins have been more memorable than anything she's done in front of the camera - which is too bad, since she's a unique presence if utilized correctly. Things could be turning around for Rodriguez: she's appearing in James Cameron's low-budget, Ken Loach homage Avatar and has a part in Stuart Townsend's potentially interesting Battle in Seattle. If those films get her career back on track, her decision to return to the Fast and the Furious franchise just to get offed in act one will likely be forgotten; if they miss, I still think she comes off a little better than Paul Walker and Vin Diesel, both of whom are short on options after numerous box office failures.
By the way, Rodriguez's demise in The Fast and the Furious 4 does not qualify as a spoiler; it's the inciting incident that reunites Walker and Diesel (sorry if I don't have their character names at the ready, but I hate myself enough as it is). I don't know how you get revenge by participating in illegal street races, and I'm quite sure scripter Chris Morgan isn't busting his ass trying to make this plausible. Just make sure the cars go vroom, Chris.
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Comment #1 (Posted by Bored)
I'm just wondering if that "bad ass" Jetta from the first film (that Frankie Muniz purchased) will be back [sarcasm, and lots of it]!?
Comment #2 (Posted by an unknown user)
TORETTO!! DUH!!
Comment #3 (Posted by Rusty James)
I think she was under appreciated in Lost series 2.
Comment #4 (Posted by an unknown user)
Please please please let the title be:
The Fast and the Fourious
Comment #5 (Posted by an unknown user)
I'd fuck her face for the hell of it. She'd scowl pretty good.
Comment #6 (Posted by BurmaShave)
^Some of the stuff on here is damn creepy.
Comment #7 (Posted by Mike)
To hell with the movie, I just want to know where you found that picture.
Comment #8 (Posted by masteryoda)
She can beat the shit out of me anyday
Comment #9 (Posted by rudewordsmith)
I'm sorry, but she has a stroke face, like Katie Holmes.
Comment #10 (Posted by Telecaster Workman)
The Fast and the Fourious!!!! GENIUS!!
But stick with the theme and label it "The Fast and the 4ious"
Comment #11 (Posted by Josh)
Stroke face? I'm confused. Is that stroke as in what you do when you look at her face or what she had happen to her to look that way? Rodriguez's face gives me rather warm feelings in certain places, whereas Katie Holmes does have the look of someone who lost oxygen supply to her brain for a significant period of time. Could go either way with that one.
Comment #12 (Posted by The BLUE CRUSH Appreciation Society)
Never understood the hate. On "Lost" she was playing a character. The character happened to be a bitch. She's hot & latino. Get over it, racist fanboys!
Comment #13 (Posted by Spacemanspliff)
I can't believe you guys making fun of her. There's seriously something wrong with her neck. She's unable to look up, and is forced to face the ground and glare upwards with contempt at all of the straight-necked people around her for the rest of her life. More importantly, this unfortunate neck posture deformity has left her unable to perform the crucial upstroke when giving head. As I understand it, she uses a gargling technique when performing fellatio because of this disability, and it is decidedly sub-par.