A year and a day ago, I read the headline of an article about Leonardo DiCaprio’s Appian Way beginning preparations for an adaptation of Conspiracy of Fools, about the Enron scandal. I was intrigued. I then read the article itself. Leo would star; sounds good to me. A fictional young whippersnapper would uncover the scandal; whatevs. Sheldon Turner (Amityville Horror, The Longest Yard, Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning) had pitched it and would be writing the screenplay; ugh.
The film now has a director: Robert Schwentke. That name actually gives me a tiny bit of hope. His last film was the ridiculous Flightplan, which ultimately failed because it had a retarded plot; Schwentke, in the meantime, was able to demonstrate some real chops. Meaning, if the movie sucks ass, it probably won’t be his fault. Side note: I’ve also been told Schwentke’s Eierdiebe is pretty good.
Back when the project was announced, DiCaprio was set to star. Since they’ve been taking their sweet-ass time, though, DiCaprio’s involvement in front of the camera is in doubt (he’s got a bunch of other obligations). As Devin might point out, DiCaprio's absence would make the presence of that fictional young whippersnapper less necessary.
Conspiracy of Fools isn’t quite ready to get going yet. Schwentke still has to finish up post-production on the Eric Bana-starrer The Time Traveler’s Wife, which could best be described as Jumper with time travel.
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Lay off of the fucking commas! AND the writing!
Lay off of Life!
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Oh god somebody stop him he's killing me
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Please God, bring Micah back and deliver us from this hell.
Comment #8 (Posted by Ken A)
Why does it sound like you're dissing The Time Traveler's Wife? In fact why does it sound like you diss everything you write about??
No it's not "Jumper with time travel". The only remote similarity is that he disappears suddenly in a different place. He doesn't even have control over it.
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No, no...Owen and RON deserve each other.
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Whoever is posting under 50 different usernames in all of this guy's articles needs to get a life. And the admins should remove the talkbacks because they're just promoting creepy stuff like this.
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