
A bastard child of the Western United States, Dan was born in California but later deported to Washington, Utah, back to California, Colorado and against all hopes for a
California return, ended up in Utah. Shaddap. Had a tragically brief and
passionately sweaty '06/'07 run as news contributer to CHUD. Currently the
Marketing Manager for an online service hated by most everyone unfamiliar with
it, but takes solace in the fact he's got a gorgeous/charming wife, a kickass
kid and a neural network that's going on 34 years tazer free.