http://chud.com/nextraimages/bucketlist_CHUD.jpgA few weeks ago on my way out of a matinee of Superbad (Seriously, I do not get the hype for this film. Spots of funny, but it aint a gamechanger.), my wife and I were approached by some marketing research peeps to watch some “previews of upcoming films” and share our Joe-average opinions. While I got saddled with the punch to the chops that is Hunting and Fishing/299 (“Spoof” of 300 from the Date Movie numbnuts featuring Method Man, Kevin Sorbo, and some mighty timely Britney Spears and You Got Served jokes), my wife ended up sneaking a peak at the maudlin The Bucket List AKA the film that Jack Nicholson went bald for AKA Really Old Wild Hogs.

But why should you guys have to miss out on the fun? Because you want to? Shit on that. We all suffer together, so now the full trailer for the film is online for one and all. The Rob Reiner-directed flick is the story of a crotchety old coot (Nicholson) who has his life turned upside down when he finds out he’s terminally ill due to cancer. He’s placed in a room with another old guy who bears an uncanny resemblance to God (Morgan Freeman), and – wouldn’t you know it – he has a list of risky, youth-skewing things that he wants two stuntmen who look like Freeman and Nicholson to do before they die. They each discover what’s really important in life and yadda yadda yadda. Surprisingly, cheesy piano music drifts in and out of the proceedings. If only they’d used the picture to the right as a starting point and instead given them a movie vehicle in which they both played evil New Age pimps who use The Secret to keep their bitches in line…

Anyway, don’t you dare miss out. It’s not like you can escape this anyway…the film comes out the Friday before Christmas, so one or more family members may force you to see this as part of “an outing.” Click here to watch the tearjerking for yourself, and get ready for when The Bucket List hits on December 21.