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DELLAMORTE DOES BOX OFFICE 8/22/08

no@spam.com (Andre Dellamorte) — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 22:23:45 EDT

Tumbleweeds are tumblin'. Guess that means the summer's a coming to an end. A couple weeks are left for BBQin' but I tend to think of late summer as time to gazpatcho and read te poetry of Keats. Ah, Keats.

DELLAMORTE'S BOX OFFICE WRAP UP - 8/15/08

no@spam.com (Andre Dellamorte) — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 13:24:26 EDT

That Tropic Thunder dethroned The Dark Knight matters little, seeing as how the film has grossed more than Star Wars already. I bought XXX2 on Blu-Ray this week.

DELLAMORTE DOES BOX OFFICE 8/15/08

no@spam.com (Andre Dellamorte) — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 22:45:31 EDT

A Clone War never been as broke as me... I like that. Since I was young I had to pay a lease, besides that.

DELLAMORTE'S BOX OFFICE WRAP UP - 8/8/08

no@spam.com (Andre Dellamorte) — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 13:39:47 EDT

THE DARK KNIGHT is able to outpaces stoners. You wouldn't think it'd be competition, but there you go.

DELLAMORTE DOES BOX OFFICE 8/8/08

no@spam.com (Andre Dellamorte) — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 23:09:45 EDT

Who's the motherfucker with the baddest motherfuckinist? Who's the motherfucker not on the motherfuckin list? Who's the cookie cutter, who's the cookie cuttin'-est?

Answer: The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants. 2. Bitches.

REVIEW: THREE OLIVES VODKA

no@spam.com (Andre Dellamorte) — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 01:25:33 EDT

Dre gets drunk again. I think he has a problem.

DELLAMORTE'S BOX OFFICE WRAP UP 8/1/08

no@spam.com (Andre Dellamorte) — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 14:49:37 EDT

I guess there really aren't that many SWING VOTErs. Also THE DARK KNIGHTS reign of cupcakes holds. Who reads these besides me. If you do, if you look for them, shoot me an email at andredellamorte@yahoo.com. I'm a curious.

DELLAMORTE DOES BOX OFFICE 8/1/08

no@spam.com (Andre Dellamorte) — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 03:57:49 EDT

THE MUMMY returns.... Batman's all "scary, bitches!"

DELLAMORTE'S BOX OFFICE WRAP UP 7/25/08

no@spam.com (Andre Dellamorte) — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 14:41:53 EDT

THE DARK KNIGHT will break every record in your house but one, just to leave you with a copy of Lionel Richie's ALL NIGHT LONG to remember him by. Scary. Dark. Esoteric.

DELLAMORTE DOES BOX OFFICE 7/25/08

no@spam.com (Andre Dellamorte) — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 23:41:35 EDT

It's a DARK KNIGHT for STEP BROTHERS.