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            <title><![CDATA[TOMMY LEE JONES PAINTS HIMSELF INTO HEMINGWAY'S CORNER]]></title>
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            <description><![CDATA[Sadly, his version of Islands In The Stream won't be a duet with Dolly Parton. ]]></description>
            <author>no@spam.com (Russ Fischer)</author>
            <pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 18:25:11 EDT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[JODOROWSKY DIRECTS AGAIN!]]></title>
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            <description><![CDATA[Still hyperventilating here.<br/> ]]></description>
            <author>no@spam.com (Russ Fischer)</author>
            <pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 10:04:03 EDT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[NERDGASM: LYNCH PRODUCES HERZOG]]></title>
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            <description><![CDATA[I haven't hyperventilated since grade school. Who has a brown paper bag? ]]></description>
            <author>no@spam.com (Russ Fischer)</author>
            <pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 09:48:46 EDT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[WILLIAM GIBSON RE-WRITES NEUROMANCER]]></title>
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            <description><![CDATA[Cannes '08 is just full of movies we don't want, isn't it? ]]></description>
            <author>no@spam.com (Russ Fischer)</author>
            <pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 17:02:37 EDT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[YEP, THAT'S A CRYSTAL LAKE COP CAR]]></title>
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            <description><![CDATA[First pic from Friday the 13th remake is for auto fetishists only. ]]></description>
            <author>no@spam.com (Russ Fischer)</author>
            <pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 14:52:22 EDT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[THIS INTERNATIONAL TRAILER IS REALLY HAPPENING]]></title>
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            <description><![CDATA[Shyamalan's latest is sold with (slightly) more subtlety to folks abroad. ]]></description>
            <author>no@spam.com (Russ Fischer)</author>
            <pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 14:01:18 EDT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[2929 BUYS INTO WATERS' WEIRDNESS]]></title>
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            <description><![CDATA[A partnership between John Waters and Mark Cuban makes a sick sort of sense, doesn't it? ]]></description>
            <author>no@spam.com (Russ Fischer)</author>
            <pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 13:17:49 EDT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[HULK WANTS IN ON THE EASTER EGG ACTION]]></title>
            <link>http://chud.com/articles/articles/14695/1/HULK-WANTS-IN-ON-THE-EASTER-EGG-ACTION/Page1.html</link>
            <description><![CDATA[That's not blue raspberry Kool-Aid; it's super-soldier serum.&nbsp; ]]></description>
            <author>no@spam.com (Russ Fischer)</author>
            <pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 13:19:32 EDT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[ZACK AND MIRI TAKE A PHOTO]]></title>
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            <description><![CDATA[Zack does, anyway. Miri's off somewhere selling her ass. ]]></description>
            <author>no@spam.com (Russ Fischer)</author>
            <pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 17:20:04 EDT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[IS THE TWILIGHT TRAILER A MINOR PHENOM?]]></title>
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            <description><![CDATA[Reports millions of views in just three days. ]]></description>
            <author>no@spam.com (Russ Fischer)</author>
            <pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 14:26:32 EDT</pubDate>
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