From the mind behind the mega-hit Syfy show you’ve probably never heard of (EUREKA) comes a tribute to all those no-budget Syfy original movies and the “so bad, they’re good” films that inspired them. Move over Roger Corman, step back Ed Wood, make way on your weekend programming schedule Mr. Stern, because here comes Andrew Cosby’s 365 DAYS OF SCI-FI.

And it’s all happening here! Each day, your friends at CHUD will bring you a brand new bad movie pitch — the best of the worst title Cosby can come up with, no matter where he’s at or what he’s doing, rain or shine, drunk or sober. That’s a whole year of the quality concepts you’ve come to expect from the network that brought you MANSQUITO and SHARKTOPUS.

365 days of Sci-Fi Archive

And now… DAY ONE-HUNDRED AND EIGHTY-FIVE:

“More Lovecraft.”

- Andy Cosby (Twitter)


“Everything has its Price”

ELDER GODS & MONSTERS: When an infamous horror movie director discovers he’s dying from an inoperable brain tumor, he retires to his Hollywood Hills home to live out his remaining days in seclusion.  There, he develops a relationship with his young gardener, a musclebound ex-athlete and family man struggling to make ends meet and provide for his loved ones.  The two of them spend a quiet summer recounting days of former glory and soon become fast friends.  But before long, the gardener begins to suspect that the flamboyantly gay director might be looking for more than just friendship.  And he couldn’t be more right… Unfortunately, he never could have guessed the director’s true intentions.  As it turns out, the director’s success has come at a steep price – his soul – and now that he’s dying, he’s looking for someone to take his place when the dark Elder Gods come to claim their due.  In exchange, the director’s fortune would be left to the gardener and his family, allowing them to live out the rest of their lives in luxury, without a care in the world… aside from damnation, of course.  Then again, what’s to prevent the gardener from striking the same dark bargain when his time finally comes?

Nick Says: What great roles for Ians Holm and Somerholder!

 

 

 

Disclaimer:

This article series is in no way affiliated with SyFy. This is a creative experiment and ongoing test of nerves that is perpetrated by a few insane people and should be construed as such. If for some reason these people actually make one of these as a feature it must be chalked up to their own lunacy. These are the intellectual property of Mr. Andrew Cosby and not the property of CHUD.com or SyFy.