The last few G.I. Joe posters didn’t tell us much, but they at least showed the actors’ faces. These, on the other hand…crop ‘em by a few pixels and they’d look like concept art made to sell the flick before anyone was cast. The point might well be that Paramount knows full well that people will go see the movie no matter who is in it. It’s the logo, the guns, and some young bodies, and asses fall right into seats.

If only there was an attached order form so the illusion of the Sears G.I. Joe Fashion Collection Catalogue would be complete.