On my first Valentine’s Day with my (then) girlfriend, I took her to McDonalds and treated her to a value meal. We ate it in bed with a bottle of wine.
Chud. We’re classy motherfuckers like that.
In fact, we don’t show you our love enough, so here’s a special Valentine’s Day message to all of you, straight from our hearts.
A new home awaits you. — By Travis Newton